Five Stars or Die Tee
In the modern gig economy, your rating isn't just a number—it’s your lifeblood. Inspired by the energy of the track JokeWit - "Five Stars or Die," this tee captures the raw reality of the five-star struggle. It’s a tribute to everyone grinding under the watchful eye of the algorithm. No filters, no excuses, just the hustle.
Fabric & Quality
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain a small amount of polyester)
- Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g fabric — soft, breathable, and durable
- Pre-shrunk for a consistent, true-to-size fit
- Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering silhouette
- Unisex retail fit
Print & Details
- High-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing — vibrant, long-lasting color
- Available sizes: XS – 3XL
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron directly on the print
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JOKEWIT
- Email: contact@support.shop.jokewit.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Five Stars or Die Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
